he wrote Vegans should suck on cow dick on her wall with permanent marker. thats how he got the black eye
right before he busted, he moaned the british are coming.
only on the fourth of july.
Dude, I swear her tits are going to give me a concusion.
It was a rude awakening when I turned on my phone and the first thing I saw was a picture of David's dick with a face on it, I need to stop drinking in his basement...
I just dumped out my gym water bottle and filled it with white wine. This is the end.
She cut off the top of a watermelon and is now eating it with a spoon. She's more than half done.
She put up a picture of her grandmother on facebook, looks like the lazy eye runs in the family
I wiped my blood on their walls screaming "IT'S NOT MY SECURITY DEPOSIT!"
I'm lost. Please come find me. I'm inside the I-270 circle somewhere. I can hear laughing.
What happened to my face?
You kneed yourself in the eye during the Harlem Shake.
It was impressive.
The only people who will bring me pizza or tacos want a commitment and I'm hungry for food not their love.
And you will die and be carried in a backpack before I allow you not to comply in this tomfoolery.
Officially the best daughter ever. I just restocked my parents alcohol that I stole last night AND ADDED TO IT
I kicked down a wall in rage and found a door behind the drywall. Once again vandalism solves all my problems.
Unfortunately the rum ran out midway through our viewing and we had to suffer in silence for the rest of it.
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