Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
glow-in-the-dark stars on his ceiling from '98 totally make blowing him more romantic.
the extent of background information i have on her is minimal, but it will get me in her pants
I think I breastfed the cat at some point during the night, at least that's what my nipples are saying
He just walked in our room casually and said "big girls are hungry"
He's cheating on her.
Are you sure it wasn't her?
I have my glasses on, and as long as she didn't change her face in the past two months; its her.
Just gave a blow job while wearing a shirt that says 'world's coolest mom' idk how my conscience feels...
Ps you missed quite a show. I was for some reason whipping my hair back and forth and head butted the tip jar. It shattered and now I have a circular bruise on my forehead. All the bartenders hit the floor to get all the quarters.
if i ever wake up in the morning and don't feel a boner in my asscrack then this relationship is over
Some guy just hit on me and then said, well you look too young to ride the emotional roller coaster and guestured to his dick.
Also this time, I didn't have a random creepy guy come up from behind me, grab my junk, and whisper "where's the cocaine?" in my ear. So that's also a win.
I woke up at 5am to tell him I wanted to take his dick on la Tour de France, I might need a nap later
I have a hickey in my new work ID photo.....
OF COURSE I NEED TO KNOW I MUST KNOW EVERYTHING
YOU ARE NOT OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
I AM OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
Best night if my life? Time I got eaten out in the backseat of a M5 while eating White Castle. Then he fucked me. Perfect
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