I just wanted to let you know that if you dont tell me to stop texting i will still keep on trying, you matter to me
restraining order is on its way, crazy bitch
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I got head to The Nanny. Officially gay.
He is going to sleep with me. That's all there is to it. I'm 4 for 4 right now. I'm not making it 4 for 5.
Crashed the mayor's bday party, no list for some reason. Wore suits. Ludacris was there.
Excuse me hold on, hooking up with someone who is verified on twitter is like being important.
A little light bondage fun never hurt anybody (erotic asphyxiation excluded). Car batteries attached to reproductive organs have.
I think I broke my hip playing drunk ping pong
The fun I thought I would be having now when I was six is vastly different from what I am currently doing. Hurraaay sex and vicodin.
Prop 8 repealed and I FINALLY got my period. Good day for America!!!
had a dream that i inhaled my pet bird and started choking. Then I tried smoking from a bong and suddenly I smoked myself inside out. this is what happens when I don't smoke weed. my brain can't function!
Something about the fact that I could do coke off her ass cheeks just speaks to me
So i came so hard i almost passed out, where has this vibrator been all my life?
I went out to dinner with the girls thinking I'd be home early. Instead I ended up in the Englishman's hotel room. Long Live The Queen.
I just used a coke ridden $20 bill to buy Girl Scout cookies
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