your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
can "i'm close!" be our safe word(s)?
oh geez, wrong person.
My New Years Resolution was to get a girl I dont know pregnant. 8 months later I can check that off the list..
I wish i could make my toaster dance like they do in the second ghostbusters. But i dont have ectoplasmic goo. Or a toaster.
the girl next to me just texted someone in her phone named Optimus Prime
...i wonder what he did to earn that nickname
Operation Purity has been aborted
It took my four years to get this degree, and 4 hours to lose it, My parents are not impressed.
First I must say that I am disappointed to learn that you knowingly have trashy friends with whom you've not hooked me up.
We've started doing pot butter shots. WHY AREN'T U HERE
YOUR BALLS CAME OUT. DONT CALL ME A SHITSHOW.
He came over drunk in a speedo i told him he has my vote he said who are you voting for when i said obama he took off running and shouting i was worthless like an empty beer can
After we drank 3, we built a raft out of the empties and installed the fourth submerged In the water to keep it cool. Keg boats are now a thing
Once again, marijuana saves me from going to jail
Maybe? I'm not shaving my pubes for a maybe type of night.
She kept telling me that it pissed her off that i expect people to make out with me...then she made out with me. Win?
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