I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
I think my favourite thing about cubicles is the fact that I can pick my nose at work
the couple across the street's about to bang. go get the popcorn and come join us.
she told me she sucks everyone's dick but mine because mine is too big and "hard to suck" i need to reevaluate the girls i fall in love with.
I've never heard a "this is the reason why i dont suck your cock" explanation go in that direction
third eye blind makes so much more sense now that i have a drug problem
My dinner last night was 3000 calories of beer. Slept kneeling on the floor w/ my head on a couch
Fun fact: female penguins have sex in exchange for pebbles to build nests. I now know what im being for halloween
Apparently I confessed my love for him last night. Also, my love for cash4gold commercials.
I may hire someone just to sell my family the drugs they keep asking me for. It's cutting into my doing drugs time.
I'm 50% weirded out and 50% into it
ANNA YOU PEED ON THE STREET. LIKE NOT EVEN SUBTLY. YA JUST SQUATTED IN THE MIDDLE OF THE HIGHWAY. And you flashed your tits to oncoming vehicles to try to get them to pick us up
I just want an early 40-something dude who is vaguely unencumbered, professionally driven and wants to put me in a ball gag.
my mom talks about my drinking like its a problem and yet this morning she fills me a solo cup with champagne for the shower.
You're moving up the public shitting ladder
All I have in my purse is 10 cents and a plastic ducky.\nI can't explain last night.
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