i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
You were so drunk last night you typed www.face.come/cheese.com as if you were logging into facebook.
My body isn't even mad at me...just disappointed
hungover + watching bobsledding = i just puked
I jerked off enough times today to safely commit to the fact that im not getting laid tonight
he got a rim job in the basement.
apparently i was the one who gave it to him.
There is a visibable outline from you in the grass. its you in the fetal position...
I didn't realize how trashy of a night we had.
Welllll, you did eat a cherry out of my pussy. So I think that classes it up a little.
If blow jobs were a super power she'd be in the Justice League.
I found a guy who will take me to the Olive Garden and he is CONVENTIONALLY ATTRACTIVE.
I can't believe you won 5 grand from the casio last night and spent more than 80% on tacobell and strippers already
I woke up only wearing a Breaking Bad "Los Pollos Hermanos" apron he got from Loot Crate next to a 3 empty bottles of Zima,Jolly Ranchers, and a jar of coconut oil. Fernet is one hell of a party starter
Of course the sales lady was judging you, you bought a pregnancy test, ky jelly, diet pills and a 6 pack of red bull. Even i'm judging you.
RUDE you're the one missing half a nipple...
IT HEALED AND GREW BACK TO BE A FULL HEALTHY NIPPLE OKAY
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
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