Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
we can't become the bulimic house in the complex dude. Besides, you need teeth for your career.
then again I'm sitting on a tree stump completely naked in the dark listening to some type of glee soundtrack.
I woke up with a new Tiffanys necklace on. I'm such a classy drunk.
I swear this girl is like a Cross between Danny Devito and Anne Heche....the Lesbian Years.
I just woke up naked clutching a Taco Bell bag.
i'm sure the inside of her vag looks like Normandy circa 1944
and yes i had to double check that date for that joke to be accurate
We eventually get in a cab (after david tried to hail multiple regular cars and some sort of shuttle bus)
I hope your fat roommate breaks the bunkbed and crushes you in your sleep
And thanks to you I'm pretty sure I'm banned from every qdoba in south carolina. And cab company
I have bad memories with every alcohol but we manage to work through the problems for the good of the relationship
You also proposed and then tried to jack me off
If you wake up with half a an eyebrow.... I'm pretty sure it was a good time.
when i woke up w mysterious sticky crap in my hair, i assumed i had another blackout hookup. nope. turns out i made PBJ and proceeded to pass out in it. i ate the evidence when i woke up.
With each thrust he'd whisper "like a ninja." Should I be flattered or appalled?
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