Sponge bath it is.
i just google searched "what time does taco bell open"
I can totally hide my daquiri in my sling.
I need ur penis! This is not drunk texting, either! This is I need ur penis texting. There IS a difference!
he said no girl had ever swallowed his cum before
he probably also told you he thought u were pretty
she said if I bought her franzia she would blow me, and she would fuck me if I splurged on martini and rossi. Franzia it is
whatever, you made your decision to be a responsible student and where did it get you? a pushed back exam and no blowjob.
The gay bar tender told me I looked like Prince William. And that I needed my balls licked.
she's sitting in the bathroom of SA telling people to come in for a toilet ride
He's rescued me passed out naked on the playground next door and I've rescued him passed out naked in the middle of campus. That's why we're a great couple.
I'm so high. Midnight pancake breakfast in bed
My dog got laid yesterday. Some lady came over with her husky to breed. He did it like a champ. I was so proud
Your rough animalistic sex sounds are disrupting my cocktail hour
I'm shotgunning a meatball sub and watching flip or flop. i have reached a new level of singledom.
I mean, I'm not upset that HE's getting married, I'm upset his penis has to go through with it by default
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