Sometimes when I whip my dick out it looks REAL impressive. This, was NOT one of those times.
i made two phi delts show me their dicks in less than 30 words! Take that twitter!
it never fails, everytime he manages to fuck my earrings out of my ears.
I feel like shaving is just admitting i'm gonna do him, even though im still on the fence
shave. it'll take 10 min. Better safe than hairy.
judging by the mobile uploads you added of me last night, we cant keep living this way.
I action rolled over a firepit. Twice. I am the action roll king
my knee is completely bruised from kneesliding into the bowling ball. bowling for creativity points was a win
this is why ugly people need low self esteem. it stops them from doing shit like this.
You should have. Partying with 60 year olds and batman is so much better than partying with bitches our age.
so I definitely just chased tequila shots with a biscuit covered in sausage gravy
Thats fucking manlier than riding a bear into battle
SUNS OUT COOCHY OUT
I need to have sex. It's becoming like a matter of public safety.
You literally asked him, “Do you come here often? Do you want to visit my vagina?” With no hesitation
Unless it has to do with ramen, goldfish, cheese, or rugby, don't talk to me.
If I don’t find a quality dick soon I’m going to beg the neighbor for another threesome with her and her husband. It’s like Covid killed all the quality penis Vegas normally has
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