Porn is love you can see.
First, he can't make me cum.. And now, he can't get it up because he LOVES me?!!??! i don't think so.
god I hate her. why can't she just fuck and leave like a normal slut.
just got 3 freshman girls to makeout with each other at a toga party! score!
why is this not a picture message?!?!
Stop making all the ice cubes only big enough to fit in your bong. It takes like 3 trays for a glass of ice water
what is it with giant penises always finding me
dude, I feel like I need to get my gf's roommate a gift. something that says, sorry you walked in on me getting blown. suggestions?
literally 50% of my time being 20 has involved my genitals thus far
Also, being stuck with my family all week has made it very clear that I need to be drunk and I need to be fucked pronto
I just want the relationship Bob and Linda Belcher have- is that too much to ask?!
It's situations like these that make me climb out of windows
I took a pregnancy test at Pancheros a bit ago.
I'd say I was is in rare form last night but it's becoming pretty common.
It was the scariest thing ever having a flame that close to my balls...
Congratulations! We have a period
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