New drinking game: drink every time the guy whose room we are in is creepy
enjoy the hospital
I couldn't deal, she's a vegetarian. Every woman should like a little meat in their mouths.
Walk of shame... his parents made me go to church with them first. in my club top sweat pants and slippers. i just slapped god in the face
Ya after that i took a dump on a car... We're definitely partying with him again
I wasn't sure how he was going to followup "so,i shot myself.." i guess "w a nail gun" is the best choice out of what I expected
Remember when puke and rally meant a good time? Fuck pregnancy
Super stoned right now. And I stared at my exit, thought to myself "hey self. That is your exit" and I kept driving right past it.
What exactly do I say to a random stoner hookup to thank him for ending my dry spell? Is it awkward to just say "Thanks for that. It was well needed."
Can you please explain to me why there are 7 bags of tacos in my bed?
We had sex in the church bell tower and somehow it still feels right.
your penis is a great and majestic leader among the penises.
If I'm going to keep blacking out this much I need to start taking more pictures.
Idk how much of a virgin he is but I'm tryna find out.
Who wants to play the "pick up your shit from our floor because you're not paying rent or dating either of us" game?
are you the reason the first floor girls' bathroom smells like weed?
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