just do him I won't tell jon
um i'm guessing you meant to send this to tina, thanks for the support in our relationship you whore
you need to know that there is a kid here wearing an i mosh for Jesus shirt
I still havent given him the valentines day card i got him. I feel like just writting...."sorry for the horrible blow job i gave u last night." and just giving it to him.
I'm way too horny to be at work right now. I think it might be legally irresponsible to leave me alone with cucumbers.
I'm going to email her once I get off the bathroom floor
It would be one hovered percent delicioui
The moment that kid turns 18, I will have his sperm for all three meals.
Oh God. You're going to jail
Idk if you've ever had the pleasure of 1. Vomiting on a sidewalk - at 3 in the afternoon 2. Vomiting nachos or 3. Vomiting nachos out of your nose but really I do not advise any of the above.
Going through my purse trying to find money for this cab but all I keep pulling out if chicken from my burrito o ate an hour ago. Help?
The ketchup exploded, and totally splooged his face and the wall. You could see the outline of his head in the wall splatter.
Listen you let me know what you're doing after drinking rum punch all morning
She said I had a really great aura. Which I think is hippie code for "I bet you can give me a mind melting orgasm"
You'll pass into the great gay beyond
Where it rains cosmopolitans and scantily clad gogo dancers of all genders direct traffic
I had sex while watching Lord of the Rings last night. I think I just reached a new level of nerd.
It was some weird herd predator-evasion instinct. All 15 of us took off running in different directions, and the two cops just stood there, perplexed. They had no idea who to chase.
Randomize
