then she made me sanitize my hands before fingering her...i may have found my soulmate
it's to the point where working 2 jobs this summer will absolutely not cover how much i will spend on alcohol next semester.
I know she was blacked out, but she looked directly at the toilet and said "we meet again"
He kept making me pretend I was his personal trainer. When I swallowed his cum he made me pretend I was drinking a protein shake. Thats actually what it tasted like.
He kept dropping hints about giving me crabs. Like he called my pubes a nest and said he "hoped there weren't any eggs in there."
And then you'll find yourself a hot chick and leave me behind with nothing but my back fat to keep me company.
No. I'm just saying it shows no signs of stopping. My dad was a man-whore well into his 50s.
Ok- my dad's ex-wife's Irish nephew. Weird if we fuck or not?
Third base with a 7ft basketball player last night. Fingers like a champ. I call him Edward Penishands.
i am one UTI away from banning your fingers from my vagina
Is her dick bigger than yours?
On a scale of 1 to 10 how concerned should I be
His dog was laying on the bed and he said we could have sex as long as we didn't disturb his dog. My life is pathetic
So you broke your ribs while fucking? Dude you just got about 25% hotter.
Only I could turn my one night stands into class essays. Go me.
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