Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
Sometimes your consistent use of proper punctuation makes me nervous D:
i an so hammered right now. I'm about to pass out but i just found the lion king dvd and i'm so happy words don't even describe.
I'm gonna name my first kid mufasa regardless if It's a boy or girl
Gentlemen...shes not going to tie her self to the table...
The only thing better than Call of Duty is getting jerked off while playing Call of Duty.
Theres an amvulance here. It might be for me
We're gonna go drive around campus and throw water balloons at all the drunk bitches wobbling around, wanna come?
Maybe I'll just get really drunk on valentines day and tell him I think his penis is small
It hits you later. Like when you wake up on the floor under a puzzle later.
I literally told her "she's a sandwich I'd like to make" and that's all it took
He would have to make magical things happen in my nether regions to actually make me vote republican.
I fingered myself to realization that I don't need birth control if there is never a guy.
just once I'd like to not pass out before we leave the designated pre-drinking place
It might look like I curled my hair last night but it's just the jiz.
I need an outfit for the bar tmrw that reads I have daddy issues and would like a fancy sugar daddy.
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