Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
when she was cumming she looked like terri schiavo. it took all of my memorized porn images to not go limp.
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
I'm sorry. I really don't see what's wrong with pregaming before a wine tasting.This champagne won't drink itself.
The wine tasting is just for charity anyways...
That big chick who gave you the handly polished off one of the walls to the ginger bread house right before she came outside. FYI
Things I had in my bed when I woke up: an avocado, a toilet brush, and a note that says thanks but no thanks with the number of taco bell on it. WHAT DID I DRINK?
I just saw a guy in a sombrero and holding an inflated blow-up doll in all her "glory" get escorted out of the mall. I hate Marley.
When have we listened to the rational side of either of us?!
meanwhile at my house I found 2 bud heavys in the back of my book shelf crammed between a Franklin book and goodnight moon
He kept squeezing my butt and telling me how smart I was
I am getting off work an hour early just to watch you drink. Never let it be said that I don't love you.
It was rocky mountain showdown of course we got shitfaced and talked about eating buffaloes
I just got home and spray-tanned my boyfriend. That's the side of relationships they don't tell you about...
Fuck you. Fuck this party. I just wanted to be pretty with a cute little tiara and boys sucking my tits, now i have a hangman game drawn on my face and jello shots in my hair.
I wanted to give you a great birthday party. You know I did.
My boss is explaining why he thinks time goes by faster and faster. Bc of the rockets. No lie.
Randomize
