girl! he was asleep with his back to me.he farted and i actually felt the wind blow across my leg.nice
we sat in the hammock and pretended we were skydiving for three hours. jack actually started crying when i convinced him his chute didnt open.
I just found out why they dont make table-dance tables out of glass.
Those former-lesbian gone white-trash bars always seem to be your favorite.
I'm considering telling her about my dream where I made a sex tape with her boyfriend. you know to test our friendship
Dude.. You paid a stripper $50 to listen to you cry last night.
The bouncer was being really rude for no reason. Steph PICKED him up and physically MOVED him from our path on the way out.
Well thats the pro of going out drinking with a pro body builder. Even if its a girl.
I like how he had to correct himself in stating that I was the fat one in the threesome.
Apparently love is stronger than SoCo
WHY AM I THE ONLY ONE CONCERNED ABOUT THE SEAGULL IN THE OVEN
I have what looks like a rubber stamp mark on my cock from last night that says "Magic Marla Approved" Do we know a Marla?
So the dog chewed my vibrator last night. It added a nice new texture actually.
Does this mean I have to put a bra on now
I know! It's like he knows when my vagina wants to misbehave!
I’ve gotta be honest, I didn’t expect to have sex. I didn’t shave... anything. You couldn’t have been impressed.
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