I can't get in trouble, i'm smoking a bong in the office right now
OMFG, I'm seriously about to get fairly unpolite with this guy.
Wow. I bet he's shakin' in his boots.
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
you just kept swimming in circles and whenever someone would try and coax you out you would scream "i CANNOT drown, my brother is the supervisor of a water park!!
just found a carrot inside of a baby sock. living with toddlers is like living with tiny hammered people.
i really care about you, respect you, another gay word, and another gay word... lets just drink
You know, there is no convenient place for your beer when you are on shrooms taking a shower.
So I just saw Jonah Hill at LAX and decided my fat fetish is back
You should go to counseling for that
I wish pancakes were everywhere. Just pancakes. I want lilies at my wedding. No dress. Just priest. Just lilies.
I WISH WE COULD PLAY THE DRINKING GAME TOGETHER AND THEN BANG FOR AMERICA.
We hooked up for a while and on his way out he high fived me and said "stay weird"
Other than unclothed paranormal encounters, how has your day been
Just woke up. Will be over soon. DON'T LEAVE THE CHAMPAGNE UNSUPERVISED.
They weren't kidding when they said "Go Army Strong." Best sex I ever had.
Yep, you're going to hell.
I take on this great possibility with a beer in one hand and the girl I'm gonna fuck later in the other
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