For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
The bathroom is trashed. Someone took down all the rings of the shower curtain and Scott threw up on the curtain liner. All the soap and shampoo is in the guest bedroom and the lightbulbs are in a drawer. And there are vom footprints.
I don't know, but I don't want you to think its ok to show up at my house at 4 am with a gorilla suit and a bucket of pinnapple and think id be ok with it
She brought a box of chocolates to give the bartender and now he's giving her free shots.. Why didn't we think of that?
I love you. Thanks for all the blowjobs.
My worst case scenario tonight is that I fuck a hot Swiss girl. Let that give you perspective on my life at the moment.
I'll just have to do enough fangirling for the both of us. Nipples engaged.
If you have shit your pants within the past two years, please take a seat.
Oh I will totally be your beard, but on one condition I get to watch you and your boy friend have sex.
This is where you say "Why yes we will drink with reckless abandon and hopefully not be in a church parking lot again."
Finding that toy duck there was weird right?
I am currently in a U-Haul truck right now. Going to a party. I hate myself.
So my booty call knows your bf. Apparently they were in jail together
They way I see it is I've wasted 7 years of having these glorious tits. I only have about 3 good years left before idk kids or just gravity takes over and they don't look this nice so it's basically open season.
I think clothing becomes optional at the second date! But you seem like a rule breaker
Pretty sure we had a civil war reenactment in your kitchen at 4am.
That would explain the cannon.
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