I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
I just want to hang out with her.
You're a liar. Why do I have to give you reasons you can't have sex with my mom? I hate you.
Stars make me really horny. Especially that shiny one its just staring at me.
Please stop trying to convince people that you're retarded and I suck your dick in the same conversation.
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
On the quad today: An amish choir singing something weird, and not 30 feet away 3 girls tanning topless. Definition of diversity.
there is a large number of people floating in the fountains the morning in inter-tubes...its only 930. did i miss something?
He asked me if I could call his penis destroyer... Uhh SOS.
I'm pretty sure they changed the plants at the grocery store because of us
He kept calling my vagina a magic clam, and it was speaking to him, telling him to feed it his penis. I played along.
the gays at disneyland are vicious
Thanks for not locking your door. I had to pee and there was a random person throwing up in my bathroom so I used yours. \nPS I stole your soap
I'm going back to his house to watch wreck it Ralp.
Hey, Monsters Inc. got me laid. Disney man, who knew it leads to sex.
My neighbor was my D.A.R.E officer and I feel like I've defeated him by smoking weed outside everyday
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