So did the night end well for you?
I stole a traffic cone and drunk texted my sister because i couldn't think of any other girl to text
i'm in the guys across the halls apartment. i think 7 MIP guy wants me. he just got a medical marijuana card. might be worth it.
I ride home in a shopping cart. Don't at like you aren't jealous.
I realized today that I should stop thinking so much with my vagina instead of my brain.
Please tell me this doesn't mean another "surprise road trip" where I spend all my money on gas and the SURPRISE destination is the abortion clinic.
But what if I pay for the gas?
We have sex, then he cooks. It's like a fantasy.
He told me he was 'pondering the natural wonder that is my ass'
Like, dude. I'm already fucking you, you don't need to wax poetic.
Isn't he wasted enough that he might actually mean it and not just be trying to get you to fuck him without a condom?
They went to the hospital to try backflips in the parking lot. Be ready for the call
Im not spending 10 to get hit on by potential transexuals even if they are cuter than most of the girls I dated.
If you're wondering about the pepper everywhere its for the ants and it was my doings. They hate pepper. You're welcome.
i mean let's face it...the pregnant girl was really slowing us down.
ahhhh just came to creep and you're not there AND your thong you were wearing last night is on the floor..someone has some explaining to do
On the flip side Weston asked if he could move me to Wisconsin to be his "moto hoe" which is actually a thing apparently
I'm covered in glow paint and shame. I'm never leaving this country
And by "have lunch together" you mean me giving you a blow job in the back of your Tahoe, right?
She puked on the floor because she said she really liked to clean.
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