Tittie bar + Mother In law gone = mission accomplished.
she uses ice cubes and hums anything I want. Last night was Welcome to the jungle. it wasnt lost on me shes a puma. no shame in that 30+ game.
You told her the u were going to wrap your dick around her neck and start her like a lawn mower. thats why she left.
So on facebook, the pictures from my church mission trip are right up next to the pictures of my first time on E. Sorry Jesus.
explain to me why "crisis hotline lolz" is in my contacts?
We were in the backseat and he was giggling uncontrolably. It felt like I was giving head to a 10 year old girl.
I just opened a bottle of wine with a shoe and a tube of mascara. Get on my level
Doing bumps while the kids play upstairs. #bestnannyever
why are there 3 differently sized panties on our kitchen counter?
Netflix, eggnog, and bed? Maybe some hand stuff?
Just saw my ex AGAIN. The constellation of gays must be at some sort of weird point with Mercury.
Fyi - we're going to be eating those sandwiches in bed when you get home.
I deleted all traces of him from my phone
even the dick picks he sent you?
no are you nuts? saved that shit to my camera roll
A to Z: fucking your way through the alphabet
It'll be a kids book
why is there glitter IN my vagina????
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