I can only name 15 people I've had sex with - can I just start claiming that as my sex number?
The walk of shame has never felt more glorious... I think it's the somberero
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
I wish Denzel Washington would coach my flip cup team..
I developed a drinking game for WoW. Everytime I die, I take a shot.
Please get laid.
She said to delete the bj video, but I accidentally hit the 'send to her bf' button. My bad
You know what is really helpful - when the two guys you want to fuck stand next to each other. Stay tuned for who wins
Was this before or after he told that homeless man outside the bar about his past sexual experiences?
Believe it or not, that's part of the whole 'best friend' thing. It's not just yelling at me for making you leave the club early or taking the couch bc I'm doing sex while you're doing bjs.
That chick went from zero to shitshow in only 6 shots.
You're dating a nurse! That's smart, you never know when you'll have a medical emergency. Probably liver failure.
Security deposit gone.
burned down garage with fireworks.
I cried at the bar for 30 minutes because I got my arm stuck in my sweater. I got free drinks for the rest of the night after the bartender helped me.
lets face it, we have a liquor cabinet with a designated chocolate shelf
Disclaimer- Don’t worry about my wounded nip. I put a bandaid on it.
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