Just woke up and stopped at the WaWa in Virginia. Had major morning wood and didn't try to hide it when walking around. So many awkward stares.
you went into starbucks asked for a mocha "on the rocks"
Do you think she hates me because I thought her roommate's name actually was Butterface?
It took years to rebuild my brains forcefield against your charm and I feel like u seal team 6'd ur way in again and caught my common sense sleeping on post
Announcement: Given the sad circumstances regarding the death of my dearest friend Chong the Bong, there will be a brief memorial service for him tomorrow evening at 10:30 at my place. After sharing some memories and sending his spirit off to the great bowl in the sky, we will all take place in the commemoration and maiden voyage of his son, Chong Squared, who eagerly waits to meet all of you. High blessings to you all, piece be with you.
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
First sunburned tits of the season. And it's only April... I feel like it's going to be a good summer.
We should just do therapy together, clearly we have all the same issues. It's why we are friends.
Yeah, I'm sure we have time for sex AND ihop.
I puked into my skirt and then had to carry it to the bathroom and dump it out, Lmfao and it was like 2pm
We're currently sharing pics of our cats. I can't wait to sit on her face.
I'm determined to sit on that face.
You've hit rock bottom, swam around the ocean floor, and brought back silverware from the titanic.
Just realized that my booty calls are vastly ranging in penis sizes.
The abomination is in progress. At least one barista side eyed me and the other has fear in her eyes
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