Megan Fox is the only woman I would let pee on me.
I'm similar. She's the only woman I'd ask to pee on me.
Ok yeah you're right. I'd ASK Megan Fox to pee on me. I'd ALLOW Erin Andrews to pee on me if she asked.
the three of them together have enough kids to fill a barney live audience.
he went down on me with a nose plug on, you tell me how it went
I don't remember his name but he sat in the bathroom and gave us both advice...
I'm eating dry tortillas on a mattress without a sheet. and i thought my life would change after graduation.
some crying dude holding an empty fifth of burnetts just showed up at our door and asked 'do i live here?'
Second wind. Either that or my heart is about to explode. I'm hoping the first one.
Yoga may not b such a good idea for me today. My liver is obviously in cahoots with my colon to pay me back for the past 24 days of misuse . Downward dog could have catastrophic consequences.
What would you say is a healthy ratio of sex vs. being called a fucking asshole in a relationship?
I ran into the kitchen halfway through hooking up cause I forgot I put the cookies on the oven too high. Came back and she was gone but the only thing I could think about was all the extra cookies I could eat now. Got through about 6 before I realized why she left.
Have you ever had chicken nuggets while high? Because it tastes like hearing the Beatles for the first time
Hydrocodon makes you feel like a fairy made out of pudding
Like why am I even still facebook friends with a guy I let finger me at a concert?
i now regret my decision on turning down your offer of sex in the backseat
I need to find a divorced guy with a boat and let my tits do the talking
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