You put a thong on my pumpkin didn't you.
dude I heard her through my door. She sounded like you were holding her head under water and they letting her up for air. I recorded that shit
Its not even 10am and we are talking about what guys assholes we would finger.
Yeah he's still asleep. I washed the blender out. He tried to make a ham-shake. Lets wait until after break to have that talk. I kind of want to see where this goes.
the fact that we had sex in the dining hall makes it seem so much more like home.
Some guy offered you 100 bucks last night to suck your toes. I had to drag you away while you were yelling at me, "Stop money cock blocking me!"
That's just where I'm at in my life.
You were literally hanging out the window and dancing to the remix to Ignition when we drove you home
Also, do you think i could get away with finishing my vodka cranberry from last night at work if i put orange juice in it? Serious question.
Let's make an agreement. No drugs until you finish all your homework. I'm hiding them as we speak.
When a guy invites you to dinner and breakfast the next day it's implied that he's going to make some sweet loving in betwixt correct?
I definitely don't have enough experience with hookers to be in this group text anymore.
So, I'm either with my future life partner or my future life taker. And his brother. lol. I'll let you know when I get home alive.
He got me to hold his phone, wallet, keys and pants while he hooked up with another girl.
It's confirmed. I have two dates on Saturday, and they are both named Mike.
I'm too horny to sleep. I need some violent sex to wind me down.
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