This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
I feel like ignoring a facebook event is a lot like a pocket-veto. The only difference is instead of opposing legislation, I don't want to go to your sketchy party.
I have a love/hate relationship when men come within a 10 minute time frame.
are you sure you're not interested? he's the dunkin donuts employee of the month.
Just got to costco. Where are you?
Liquor aisle, bring another cart.
Hey, I didn't ask that stripper to put her unds in my mouth, it was just covered by the plus package fee I ordered.
my professor saw me buying beer for the super bowl and said go patriots. thats how i know im getting an A in his class.
No night ever ends well that starts with "you know what this needs? More tequila".
Seriously. Texted me 4 times and that didn't wake me up so he nicely called and left a voicemail saying he WOULD call me 8 times. So when he called back I answered.
So they found him after the wedding still dressed up in his feather boa and top hat passed out in a bush...
I just told the joker that my vagina is the bat cave and he needs to infiltrate it.
Why do I always end up with closet ICP fans?
"Fuck all you guys I'm going to be Cameltoe Spider-Man for Halloween."
Yeahh. im on the phone with him drunk. he told me he found a pigeon in a cardboard box and named it quincy...
Man the amount of drugs being done at a wedding with a bunch of surgeons was disturbing
Randomize