I'm at the bar and I just saw some unnecessary and accidental cooter...sometimes I think girls need a license to go out pantyless in public.
apparently it's okay for him to stick his dick in my mouth but not to let me have a can of diet pepsi for the road.
I just need someone to hold me and tell me i dont turn boys gay
Oh. Thats cool. Im not dating anyone right now. Sean gave me chlamydia from some GUY he fooled around with. Im being abstinent.
btw, her name was actually Alixx. in retrospect, it was pretty much a gimme
some random kid just walked into our apartment with two cases... I don't know who he is but I like him
apparently 20 random guys watched the process of me being carried on a mattress through the dorms
I'm sorry about your car but on a brighter note I did wake up in my dorm. That's something right?
Fuck you.
she keeps giving me cups of everbeer.. its everclear and beer mixed. i guess its blackout or backout time
4pm update. Theres smashed cake inside my duffel bag, a vodka bottle in the dish drainer, and the most productive thing ive done is make 40 pigs in a blanket
If I had to give her an idea on what it means to be ur date I would compare it to being Ralph macchio's gf in the first karate kid... That's one of the coolest things I've ever said... I love drugs.
I just windexed my mirror headboard, Lets get to work.
i know you're upset so i should probs be supportive but i've got nothing in that department. your life suuuuucks
I had sex with a mask on because I have the flu and I didn't want to get him sick.
Im so drunk and the cops showed up so i ran on all 4's through the woods because i had no shoes hoping they would mistake me for a fox
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