Is it really that bad? I heard it was like pooping. I like pooping.
if i found out she had a dick after i got head, does that still make me gay?
I feel like every car around me knows I'm driving in my snuggie
I just heard the term negative masterbation and I don't believe it
He asked what my name was on facebook chat. IT SAYS RIGHT THERE. i will never be drunk enough for this guy.
You two kept repeating the same thing over and over. It was like looking after retarded pull-string dolls.
you two started sword fighting with 3 ft tall spruce trees you pulled out of planters
Blew a line and having a jolly rancher... the day is looking up.
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
I got laid and laid off at a conference in long beach all on the same day
Eh. They balance each other out
No. More. Tequila. Even the hot dog guy felt bad for me and you know that guy has seen some crazy shit.
So scratching an ex marines beard, telling him "nice hairy pussy." then when he opens his mouth to respond, I started fingering his mouth. Needless to say was a horrible idea
I made him dress me after we fucked. He put me in TMNT pants and then told me I looked hot.
So now I can cross "have my ass be someone's phone background" off the bucket list. You know, if it was something I actually had wanted to happen.
Drunk on wine at my parents house watching "RugRats In Paris". Comeatmeadulthood.
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