We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
She was drinking straight whiskey out of her peacock shaped vase again.
Oh no I havn't even told you about the naked asians yet
That's terrible. At least give it a creative name like muff mobile.
i keep looking at my boobs and it just baffles me how he could give this up.
Yeah. I've decided no relationship can survive me shoving my boobs in the guys face
...Saturday night. Get your dick ready. We are going to go nuts. I want to have sex fucking everywhere.
My roommate was tripping balls last night, he kept me up all fucking night
Roommate? Please tell me you're not calling your cat your roommate
Last night, I listened to Aladdin on my ipod while I stole bread and cheese from Wal-Mart. I feel like you're the only one who'd be proud of me.
I found out that rock climbing and alcohol does not go together. Ask my broken arm.
COME AND FUCKING GET ME I AM IN SOME SORT OF JUNKYARD!!!
You know the sex was rough when you wake up with a chipped tooth. I have no regrets
Sitting in my junior high parking lot high on ambien talking to a stranger I met on tinder. What is life?
It's a weird kind of sexy when a guy has a bunkbed with his roommate
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