I tried karate at age 7 and quit after realizing it conflicted with watching new episodes of "Full House."
47 days without vaginal penetration. Im pretty sure it's grown over.
Do you realize that if your cunt was a missing person it would be assumed dead?
Just got blown whilst getting my high score on bejeweled blitz. There's still a month and a half left of summer and my bucket list is empty...
should my penis look like a turkey
You said your face felt like it was made out out of boxes and kept asking me to give you a bath.
Thank God I didn't lose my virginity to that asshole. That woulda been like winnin a raffle ticket for a free bag of dog shit. But with like a really pretty bag. A pretty bag full of dog shit.
i was mezmorized. she was the most beautiful girl that looked like a boy i ever seen
I feel like death gave me a hand job
the old man that you threw the shoe at says "hi" and many rude words...
Oh I know babe. You're shining beacon of adult responsibility. That's why I go down on you.
I go down on you because abs
I just woke up naked next to a GetGo sandwich and I can hear my cats are eating my combos. So that's my life.
Are ropes allowed in during conjugals?
I'm not the type to go to a guys house...in your case his boat...and sleep with them..I mean I have in the past but I'm trying to be more serious and grown up
Dude they are making elephants out of dollar bills. I'm way too high for this
Lol it's kinda hilarious. I left missing one glass... guage. I feel like Cinderella... but less classy.
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