Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
you thought your tounge was "malfunctioning" because every time u spoke it wouldnt sit still.
are you sure you're not interested? he's the dunkin donuts employee of the month.
you drank a bottle of vodka and then while throwing up in my toilet you kept reminding me our hs reunion was in 2 yrs and it was time to start getting thin again anyway
and then we had to stop you from trying to pour shots through your nose with the neti pot.
Dude I swear I heard "geet out!!!" when I went down on her. I shouldve listened.
Yeah, I think they knew. I smelled like that telltale combination of strippers and Easter.
All I remember is laying in that secret hideaway closet, naked, with a beer cowboy hat on and you walking in and sitting down crying because no one would have sex with you
AND HOLY SHIT FLUBBER IS ON NETFLIX
apparently when she asked me how drunk I was on a scale of 1-10, I answered "bitch I'm fabulous" and tried to do a sassy hairflip. but I have short hair.
now to finish some work and then i think i'll work out. or garden. or at the very least I'll continue eating frozen grapes and take more drugs
I just watched a squirrel take down a snake,life isn't so bad after all.
She was crying and pulled the collar of her shirt up to blot the tears. And then she just kept her head there. And stopped crying. "My boobs are just too amazing for me to cry." her words not mine please help she's still in that position
Andddddd I'm drunk
Andddddd it's Tuesday
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