I CAN MOONWALK!
Leaving terminator. dude in front of us leaving was wearing a baggy micael vick jersey, cargo shorts and brown crocs. God I hate people.
Theres this tee in the mall and it says all girls just wanna have safe sex. U make me think thats a lie
would it be inappropriate to describe you with the phrase "bigass titties"?
Do you want the good news or bad news first?
bad news
The bad news is i thew up on your bed, the good news is i found out who ate your cheetos.
Now I'm watching The History of Sex on the History Channel. They're talking about how repressed the 30s were. I think I understand why grandma is such an angry person.
Motor boating, judging by the amount of lipstick I found I would say between 6 to 8 times
how many americans can say they have been laid before eating their first big mac?
"Home for the holidays" isn't clearance to fuck the recently 18 year old high schooler right?
Nope, his last birthday was.
Sorry, all I could picture was you jamming your dick into a lemon.
WHAT KIND OF SELF RESPECTING 28 YEAR OLD WOMAN WAKES UP IN A FRAT HOUSE?!?'
The cougar kind?
the kid next to me in math class is drawing gay porn. it's good, but that is beside the point
He told me I'm a small core of pure evil wrapped up in sweetness, gold, and puppies. He gets me.
That is beautiful
I responded like every reasonable adult would. With a gif
this is the 3rd time this week I've gone to the liquor store to stock up for the next 2 weeks
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