Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
after he passed out we removed everything electronic from his room, stuck in some old books and an ancient typewriter from goodwill. for 20 min. we had him convinced he'd drunk himself backward in time.
her idea of "friends with benefits" is her doing my laundry. i'm cool with it.
Youre on making sure I dont black out around fat chicks duty
I've just never had a dinner guest strut in, go directly to my bathroom, vomit.. then come out demanding whiskey and food.
Please put me in a whole with no windows and never let me out.
I am in his childhood bedroom and I feel like his trophies are applauding me and his stuffed bunny is disgusted with me. Did you know he was a mathlete?
I fell into his fridge. I want to leave.
Dude, did you know, your blood is contaminated with over 17 non-beer fluids?
woke up next to the new dishwasher. set the record for banging a new employee to 6 hours...i should be a professional sexual predator
I guess I was blacked out I hopped a fence and hugged a cow that night.
but how can he casually chat with my father 8 hours after asking me if i'm a screamer
I've been sleeping with the same person for about two months now, I think I know a little bit about stability and commitment.
All you need for a happy life is Jameson and slippers
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