Seriously, stop being so datable w your movie/song prefs
You're in luck. The brownies don't even have butter, just vege oil
Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
She had a group on her phone called "great fucks". I was in it. It's almost like making the forbes list
Don't know how I even got in. I pulled my id out and threw it at the bouncer, and he just picked it up, checked it, and let me in.
She told me she was going to ride me so hard i would cum the ghosts of my ancestors...its gonna be a good time
hungover subway ride filled with german tourists and a mariachi band. too early. too fuckin early
I have not carelessly put myself in herpes way since I got a clean bill of health tyvm.
So, this year for my birthday, want to get rip-roaring schmammered and watch my episode of my super sweet 16? We can do lines off my tiara.
I totally OverDed on K2 last night. I felt like I was made of lead and then I had a panic attack.
My life is literally the worst. I was just laughing so hard at how hot they looked feeding each other the brownies and then I was like DON'T CRY
Dude. She came to my room in nothing but a trench coat. Took it off and said, "you like" in her Costa Rican accent. God I love college.
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
Do NOT approach him. He has sex with everything. LITERALLY everything, and I DO mean everything. He's so horny we once caught him with his dick in a pumpkin. A legitimate honest to God pumpkin that he bored a hole in
She was topless, yelling this is Sparta, threatening to push her dad into the sewer. I am pretty sure she won't be at school.
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