did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
ha- omfg whatt the fuck is wrong w me. Alcohol+third cousins= bad decisions
First, he can't make me cum.. And now, he can't get it up because he LOVES me?!!??! i don't think so.
you may be an alcoholic when your drug dealer calls to yell at you for drinking too
i tried to get you to come inside, but you insisted on throwing up in the flowers "because they're pretty."
Nothing on google about my condom issue. However, if you get a chance google: condom with teeth.
One question: Why is your trash can full of blood and pop-tarts?
We made a water bong out of a wine bottle... Being an architect major finally payed off.
There's a Russian guy here. In the bar. Drinking vodka. Wearing a trench coat and a hat and a mustache. Idk where the confusion is.
The video of him doing the dougie made me telling him I didn't want a relationship, just his virginity so much easier.
I just got head while watching air force one. Harrison ford would be proud.
My class coordinator for bio told us that the only thing we should do the night before an exam is to get laid. And then party down after the exam. I like him.
Ill go to bed but tamed sharks isnt so much of a bad idea. Not for riding
I tried to open a bottle of wine with toenail clippers last night. So this morning was obviously rough.
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