"Monday" is guna come over...
but its Thursday?
yeah, but she cant make it.Monday can...so there ya go
if you call bong hits and onion rings a party, then yeah
i may or may not be hanging out with a boxer who has a daughter tonight. and he just spelled "honestly" like "onistly". He has prob taken a few too many hits to the head but he's hot at least.
He is an equal opportunity slut.
dude so we were eating nacho cheese popcorn and chasing it with cole slaw
by the way nacho cheese popcorn is me making popcorn and then adding milk butter and mac n cheese mix
From now on, just let me go home. I'm tired of hooking up with your roommates... Including you.
repeat this after me. period at the beach is better than baby at the beach. breathe. and: period at the beach is better than baby at the beach.
I am at the point where deciding not to drink alone is worth a rocky music montage in and of itself.
WHAT? When did I ever refer to one of my past hookups as "the rainforest guy"?
Great. Woke up in Ts room wearing one sock, a glove and a beret with a sorrority chick CLEARLY out of my league. Jose Cuervo you ARE a friend of mine.
Since you're going to wake up and see one bajillion missed calls from me, I just want you to know that's a perfectly reasonable number. Now come downystairs.
I feel like I'm going to get the reputation of being the girl who brings her dog with her to all her random hookups.
My aunt left me alone with the instructions to "get waisted" by the time she returns. I love drunk aunt.
Did you get any pics? And I can only imagine how inferior you must have felt knowing that somewhere in that room was a guy whose penis was the length of your forearm.
Unfortunately the rum ran out midway through our viewing and we had to suffer in silence for the rest of it.
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