I feel like I'm back in highscool trying to hide my erections at work
nah, shes just mad because we went through all her fb pics and tagged her crotch as all the guys shes fucked
this mix will be the most desperate cry for affection in the history of itunes.
Just did a drug deal on the toy aisle at walmart, Merry Christmas
You had a hot dog outside the bar then made me stop at McDonald's for a double quarter pounder. I'd say you've more than filled your drunken meat quota.
Time flies when you're blacked out in a lake
You know you gotta reevaluate your life when the first thought that comes to mind after you wake up is 'at least I'm still alive'
If I have to masturbate more than twice a week you fail as a fuck buddy. Just so you know...................you failed
My parents don't seem to understand that all I want to do over break is smoke in bed and watch Workaholics.
I found an inside smoking lounge. I'll be here for the next 4 hours. A nice old Canadian lady has befriended me and let me use her lighter. Fuck Hartsfield-Jackson AND this layover. I win.
I have a theory that years from now they will be with women who despise me because of what I trained their husbands to like.
If I send you a picture of a dick will you give me your honest reaction?
I'm just concerned as to why his penis is two different colors.
so the casino kicked my ass last night, i'm pretty sure i hit a new level of hungover....just showered with my sunglasses on because the bathroom light is too bright
You poured all their beer into ziploc baggies so it would be "better on the go"
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