ever had your bank call you to verify the 4 seperate bar transactions from the night before? I have
He promised he'd be the first bidder on my ebay item if i went home with him. Worth it.
I got an MIP via FUCKING HELICOPTER. Tuscaloosa police either have nothing to do or too many resources.
OMG. if college stays like this, theres no way i wont be pregnant by first semester
I rarely go in there. Unless it's for mini cadbury eggs and whiskey.
You just kept shouting "I AM AN ADULT!" until he agreed to carry you home on his shoulders.
Dude. Zebras have bad attitudes.
Tried to drunkenly hop a fence with my cast on to get away from the cops but ended up falling over a bench.. how do I explain those bruises to my parents?
The multiple male orgasm is a real thing. I've seen it. I've caused it. I called him a unicorn.
Wish me luck. My vagina needs it.
May his noodley appendage touch you.
So our bartender was in the bathroom the same time I was so I ordered a beer mid stream.....is that weird?
In fairness you've introduced me to a lot of people I've only met once, for like 5 seconds, while drunk
My moral compass kept pointing to his penis.
I just found peanut butter between my boobs. This was for you.
I don't remember anything beyond the drinking game but I woke up in my own pee this morning so I'm just gonna go out on a limb and say I overdid it.
Randomize
