What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
please quote me on this- the only thing worse than being ugly is being ugly and thinking that you're pretty
im going to have to ask you to stop vomiting stars, rainbows, and butterflies all over your facebook statuses...
I just beer bonged a sparks. You better get your ass over here because no one is on my level yet
plan parent hood is for high school, im at the abortion clinic, so college.
nothing like celebrating the fact that you're not a father by trying to impregnate other women
Drunk you is everything I aspire to be in life.
On campus. Grown men in women's sexy bee costumes. Complete with legwarmers. This cannot be real life.
Nothing gets you judged faster than having cum in your hair at the gas station.
Oh man I'm using the bubble wrap that wraped my new vibrator to wrap my dads fathers day gift
woke up to find i out made out with his roommate before hooking up with him. breakfast was awkward to say the least
I have commenced my lesbian college experimentation. Wish me luck
His life is a porno. He snapped me while banging a girl in the back of the ambulance.
I woke up with a captain's hat on my desk.
you tried to fight the cop who was busting the party, you said you had a constitutional right to do a keg stand...
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