Def slept AT the bar last night, wow that's a first!
As a matter of fact my bong is named Hulkamania brother
All I'm saying, is that being compared to a Muppet is not the end of the world.
i kept telling her phones are not food, and she countinued to put it in her mouth..
He's been dancing to the same Rob Thomas album in his room for almost 8 hours now. Please never, ever bring extacy over here again.
Be honest with Daniel. He was a good rebound to you for nine months and he made it so you could be with the one you really love and care for now. Just tell him thanks and best of luck.
Couldn't see or hear that well because she hit me on the back of the head with a bat. That is my excuse. Also the gin.
So watch family guy till our brains melt and then bang till our bodies hurt?
Well I almost walked away with an Irish guy's boarding pass and some south guy's dignity
I think I'm still a little drunk from Sunday Funday and I just changed for a date in my car. wish me luck.
I don't need to know how horny your mother is, hun.
By NOT going to the gym, I'm helping my future. I don't want stripping, prostitution, or porn to be viable money making options.
If you think I'm going to drive 5.5 hours just to bang a guy, you'd be absolutely right.
I'm a delicate orchid of a man.
Blossoming into a fierce dragon.
Stand and applaud for me. I have successfully masturbated in a Walmart changing room with the door wide open during normal business hours. I lead a very Charmed Life.
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