dude you have to find out what a girl's name is before you sleep with her. if her name is debbie she's boring, if her name is lauren she's an overrated hoebag, if her name is meagan she gived bad head.
not only did i climb through the window at 4 am but here i am 4 hours later for my interview at the mall and i'm staring in the dark pet store barking at puppies
He bought me a pink rose and a Plan B. I really like this guy.
Things you owe me: a sober apology, $12, the removal of bbq sauce from my doorknob
I could hear them screwing through my bedroom wall again this morning, so I started beat boxing to the tempo.
I didn't get a chance to take any pics but the mental snapshot of her boyfriend calling her directly after we finished was a really special moment I wish I could properly share with you.
After a little too much, I decided public urination was a constitutional right.. Nearly got deported for that one
I didn't realize how trashy of a night we had.
Welllll, you did eat a cherry out of my pussy. So I think that classes it up a little.
Just saw a government minister puke and rally.
my roommate would be appalled if she knew how many times i've peed in the kitchen sink
I appreciate that you take the time to fix your typos even while masturbating
Guy fieri is speaking only to me. We make eye contact. My whole body is vibrating. My head is purring. I am literally marbles.
We had sex and I never took my mets hat off... I feel like Duda knows and approves.
I promise I won't bug you anymore, I just need the following things at your convenience but preferably soon: my earrings, cup, and panties. Thanks. Good talk.
You have such a talent for this
Friendship, or finding weed?
Yes
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