I just crawled out of a second story window using a sheet and his clothes for a rope so he wouldn't wake up.
I am so glad I watched Macgyver as a kid.
Omg. It looks like a crack pipe exploded in your mouth.
under NO circumstances is it acceptable to fist pump to taylor swift
I just decorated my birth control case with Lisa Frank stickers. If that doesn't scream 'I'm not ready for babies' I don't know what does.
I just undressed him with my eyes. And gave him a 10 inch penis. I hope its true.
Don't worry about it. Anal sex isn't always sunshine and wildflowers.
If you're fucking that other dude, I'll take the sloppy seconds. I don't care.
This year i'm grateful for nothing other than the discovery that the uncircumcized rumors about him were wrong
I'm with Tony. He said he volunteers his ball sack for waxing but you will have to wait a few weeks. It is a freshly shaved sack. I guess he thought he was gonna get lucky. Wtf?
Smooth sack
thats why a responsible adult always keeps some facial hair just in case they need to shave a hulk hogan mustache for midget wrestling...
Turns out lunch break sex with someone you cant stand being around for any amount of time just makes you wish you had gone to get tacos like you originally planed.
But you can still look for dick after you find Jesus.
I've had sex to the movie Tommy Boy too many times to be acceptable.
totally just bought a bottle of gin with nothing but change
don't ever let anyone tell you that youre not 100% class
New drinking game get out your high school year book and take a shot for everyone in your class who's had a baby!
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