He looked like the mexican version of Steve Carrell with a unibrow.
took him home. told him i would rock his world. passed out. a for effort f for follow thru
ohhhh fuckk. chicks a dude.
I microwaved pizza rolls, a hot dog, and bacon in the same plate with no paper towels. I drank the grease at the end. I'm going to vomit everywhere.
just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
I'm bringing a flask to the test on friday. If I'm gonna fail at least I can enjoy the experience
As a matter of fact, I am on the treadmill with the Bottle of UV Blue as we speak.....
There's a very drunk Asian strawberry shortcake crying on the curb next to my truck. I'm not really sure what standard protocol is for this situation.
I picked up the bartender so he could open the bar early and ended up with him giving me a ride home when he closed. I like snowdays and everything, but they get really expensive. Also, I think I threw up on his front door. Not checking.
I don't care how great the sex was, I cannot unsee what has been seen. I regret ever stalking his Facebook.
How do we have all these hot friends who we never do body shots off of
He stopped me mid blowjob and asked me to take off my hat. He said it made him feel like Neil Young was going down on him.
He said he couldn't fuck me cause I kinda looked like my brother
You left me with 12 red bulls and a bottle of vodka. What did you expect?
Car sex in a public place. Boo ya.
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