Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
We argued about the championship during sex. Absolutely the manliest moment of my life.
You tried to poop in the sink last night.
We decided to have a girls night of four lokos, three of us cried and the other puked
When we started taking double shots of vodka and chasing it with a lick of fruit roll-ups, I knew there'd be hell to pay in the morning.
He just broke up w his most recent gf again, wish I could message her and be like it's not you he's gay.
We need to get her a baby shower present. And no, a blow up sex doll with her dead boyfriends picture stuck to it, is not appropriate.
There's strippers and bear every where so ether you gave me the wrong address or this is the coolest birthday party thrown for a seven year old ever.
Fuck that. I'm not afraid to die. I'll prove you can survive on a bagel bites and rum diet.
i ordered 6 shots "to go" what did you think was going to happen!
His penis contains the glue that keeps this relationship together.
I have a big to do list for you. Number 1 - me. Number 2 - drink wine 3. Talk my ears off. 4. Me again
Because I was drunk or stoned for 4 days. I either made terrible decisions or none at all.
Unintionally got shitfaced at study group this week. The waitress brought out a fishbowl of long Island iced tea. Challenge accepted.
Mandatory face masks - finally, a solution for lip augmentation failures and bad breath.
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