Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
Is it really that bad? I heard it was like pooping. I like pooping.
ur penis kinda felt like a vagina to me
We're learning about the color wheel. Hello college.
They'd unbutton the overalls with their lesbian-tongues. It wouldn't even be a problem.
there are ass prints on the hood of my car.
styled my pubes into a mustache as a surprise. Thought you should know
Highlight of the week: I had sex with a B movie star wearing an eye patch.
By the taste of his semen he isnt vegetarian and therefore lied to me to take me home on a brighter note i stole his fondue set
I was grinding on people that were grinding. Nonconsensual.
Sent nudes to my best friend's boyfriend and mom last night. So I'm coping with that on top of my hangover this morning
He said the main reason he fucked me was cause of my storm trooper tattoo. IT ATTRACHES ALL THE HOT NERDS
I'm gonna forget you just shared your personal blowjob aesthetic with me and move on
Both guys that I'm dating were waiting for me in the parking lot after work. Literally the most awkward situation I have ever been in
I know it sounds cheesy, but i think both me and her mum know they are "thanks for being so cool about finding nudes of your daughter on the camera" flowers
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