yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
Exactly. All of us sinners go to hell and get nothing while all of the goody two shoes get to go to heaven where its all pink floyd, lasers, and pot.
No vaginas are yucky and I don't think you're old enough to handle one yet
you two really need to work out your issues. my vagina can't handle another week of your pent up frustrations.
I just feel like a girl who's never eaten a pb&j probably doesn't swallow
He asked me out while I'm back in town. I have to acknowledge and honor his persistence.
Your vagina must be laced with cocaine...
I hate him and his pretentious your-sleeping-in-the-wet-spot look.
The ultimate Father's Day bonding experience: Both getting bailed out of jail by mom for mooning some shithead cop.
I said to him "i can't have sex with anyone in my friend's living room" then he said "we can move the air mattress into the kitchen"
I mean I feel like if you explain to the emoji app company that your friend got plastered and fell to the ground and is trying to scheme her way back to normal life and get her dignity back they would understand just how necessary it is to have a fingers crossed emoji...
I totally gave him head in sync to Beastie Boy's Sabotage playing in the background.
fucked a girl in the dry storage closet at work. knocked over a whole rack of tomato paste and pinto beans. and also i really hope my manager doesn't review this footage from the security camera
I told him to send me a dick snap for my birthday. To personalize it, he drew a candle coming out of the tip of it so I could blow it out.
I think we should have a sex position advent calendar
They got skeletons in the booths to enforce social distancing.
Thought they were weekend at berniesing that shit at first.
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