Holy wow, I found all the old poems u wrote me back when we were in looooooooove...just sort of wild to look back on, thought u'd like that
yeah she is the one who tells people i beat girls.. which ironically make me want to punch her in the face
True Life: I hate vaginal excretions
It's not normal to lose a tooth eating a McDouble.
Just had a serious bathroom emergency at walmart a and it appears that i ate a taco bell burrito wrapper last night
If everything I've heard is true, then she's lost her virginity three times
i figure if i show enough tits, no one will notice my eyebrows.
The sad part is that if I don't get a random pic of your balls or ass or both every month, I start to worry that we're not friends anymore
Last thing I remember is ranting about hating pants. Woke up this morning pants less. Couldn't find them, decided to leave. Driving without pants is surprisingly liberating.
I just used my vibrator to scratch my back. This being single shit is for the birds
Drunk him got in a fight with his wife he literally bought a plane ticket and flew to Hawaii. He just called me and asked why I let it happen. From Hawaii hahaha.
I have post one night stand depression
Grumpy Cat is dead and fuck EVERYTHING.
Do not let Mike show you his naughty Santa Claus outfit. It's a super long beard and crotchless pants.
There will be bowls smoken and not a single fuck will be given.
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