i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
One thing i hate about playoff baseball: George Lopez
Mom wants to know why I'm bringing a blender back to college.... didn't have the heart to tell her she's paying a $20,000 tuition for us to make margaritas and sleep through class
Important life lesson - flammable and inflammable mean the same thing
He kept coming back from the bar with hotter girls and just left with two...I feel like I just witnessed something amaZing. Like meeting Jesus and finding out he has no morals either
I just found out that order of 30 Beefy 5-Layers last weekend has achieved legendary status among the Taco Bell employees. Is there a Stoner Achievement for that?
They just broke the window so they could get in and smoke the taxi driver out...
I just got St Patricks day and the day after St Patricks day off, wich I'm pretty sure is as close to a raise as I'll ever get.
Have you ever got so drunk that you tasted the future?
I think vodka/water/skittles totally beats your crystal light mimosas
Also Fuck you Stephen King and Fuck the horse you rode in on, making me cry In front of my coworkers.
We were dancing and then he pointed to the club floor and there was money that I dropped everywhere. That was the nicest thing someone has ever done for me.
i’n just gonna forge ahead, gag reflex be DAMNED.
Thanks for not letting me get involved with a serial killer. That's true friendship
I'm gonna ask his dad. Weed trumps broken heart any day.
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