is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
Still drunk and leading the team through the 9am sales meeting. I'm pretty sure this is why there aren't more 26year-olds in management.
she literally pooped in the closet. i sent the picture to everyone i know.
I wasn't so much your wingman at that point as I was the interpreter of you point at shit and mumbling to the cab driver.
I'm in his phone as "nashville blowjob" he also has "cleveland blowjob" "vegas blowjob" etc. i'm okay with this.
i just woke up reverse cowgirl on my couch. fully clothed. my laptop is on the floor sideways. blasting gay porn and lady gaga. pizza crust everywhere. goodmorning.
Oh boy...do i want the 'something you can tell your mom in 10 yrs' version or the 'Im gonna call you a whore but be proud' version?
Just caught my dad doing coke in my bathroom again. Guess whose getting a new car for christmasss.
Either I'm drunk or judge Judy has 3D commercials...so I think I'm drunk. Also I may or may not haven eaten a hoagie on the toilet when I didn't want to stand up
Whatever she smells like compost and feathers.
I believe they call that patchouli.
You're not married and none of these idiots are committing to you so whore it up on whore island
Can we go to pirate hooker whore island then
You spent like 10 minutes trying to hit a golf ball that was actually a cigarette butt. And then fell over.
he just left the suite without pants on wrapped in Christmas lights
I think I’ve been affected by his dad mustache. I wanna ride it.
We kicked down a door together last night, pretty sure that qualifies us as best friends.
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