they just came back. i guess "were gonna go get dinner" means "were gonna fuck for 5 minutes at the little league field"
You finger a girl once and she thinks she loves you. I'm going back to boys. Lesbians are needy.
just added God to my list of friends who can only see my limited profile on facebook. its such a relief to know that He can't watch me fuck up my life anymore.
come on don't hate me. your brother looks just like you its almost a complement that i had sex with him.
Just had a thought: were the sirens on when we were in the ambulance?
captain&coke to the library. STAT. this is an emergency. this is not a drill. I repeat: THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
We're not in high school anymore. I'm not going to pretend to be impressed as he butchers my favorite songs on his guitar. I just wanted to get laid.
Things are very odd on my 29th hour of being awake. Thought there was a bird in my lecture hall and it was just a girl putting up her hair. What even
As soon as I got there, you appeared out of no where, yelled "they're giving away free cigarettes!" in my face and then disappeared and I didn't see you the rest of the night.
also I can check "jump into a moving car" off my bucket list if that tells you how tonight is going
I guess daylight savings isn't a holiday we need to celebrate for three days...
there is a tent in the living room. its a vip tent room. i want in.
Well 1) stay calm 2) stay safe 3) drink more
When campus security rolled up he stole their car and drove it like 100 feet. Then he walked up and gave back the keys because it was a hyundai.
so he found out i have him as "average size" in my phone. fair to say we arnt going to be dating anymore
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