Excuse me do you have gonnorhea?
he has 3 profile pictures up and all of them are him riding jet skis
my mom just asked me about sexting and if I have ever sent a naked picture to anyone. i fucking hate fox news.
sitting in class between the roommates of the two girls i fucked over break. this feels like a bad version of wife swap
I need some transition time from spring break.. can we day drink between classes this week?
We've been broken up for 7 months. His mom sent me a card with a brochure inside titled "How at Risk for STD's are you?"
I was informed last night that im not allowed to pick up the bouncers and carry them around anymore. Last sat is starting to make more sense
Quite frankly, I consider the fact that I'm NOT pregnant one of my greatest achievements and I'd like to chronicle that ongoing success. I'm going to post pictures of me at "0 weeks" once a week.
I know for sure he's a bro because he closed the door so my gf didn't see me hooking up with her cousin.
I'd rather make snow angels in a pool of elephant shit.than sleep with him.
So a sorority girl just introduced herself to me by saying "a guy I used to fuck just threw up on me" and then she grinded on me
All she has to do is text me and my dick gets hard. It doesn't matter what it's about. Last text was about a homeless dude
I have a cat for love and a booty call for sex. What else could I need?
My sister's exploding appendix just cock blocked me...
Any luck with the purse?
No, though I did find her weed. Also her sons name is King. I'm uncertain how I feel about that
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