Let's just be mature adults about last night and never speak of it again.
this weekend will be like the season finale to my life
i knew she was desperate at the point in which she started showing me her naked pics on her phone
I'm thinking about that time I was in a trashbag and you spray painted my hair yellow
the elusive kegmastree, who's mystery is only exceeded by it's power
I wish my head, heart, dick, and nose could just agree on something for once
some people popped out of a houseboat and asked us to their party. their houseboat IS A WEEDBOAT. it is full of weed they grow weed. EVERYWHERE.
Bitch, he is not your friend and this is not Bravo. Get in this car before you get smacked
I just can't even fathom the crazy and I work at a mental hospital.
DONT YOU DARE DIE YET THERE IS SO MUCH SEX TO BE HAD
I'm pretty sure the girl in the stall next to me is waiting on me to leave so she can poop but I'm doing the same thing so it's like a Mexican standoff
but, alas, I am not the lady in the streets. I'm simply the freak in the sheets.
It's been awhile, you pregnant yet?
I called you daddy and let you stick things in my butt, I am a damn 11.
Being forward is somethimes a problems. Like in sexual deity Kong.
I think you’re losing coherence.
I am
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