My sis friend said it was fake then described it as "scary"...greatest adj ever applied to my dick
Great date with Damon, but I'm not sure if telling him I like lesbian porn is a good second date discussion.
They call it the Collection Couch because all 4 room mates have slept with at least 3 different girls on it. He tried to seal the deal with "would you like to be number 14?"
And sadly I did.
I don't know what's worse, the fact that my parents own a sex swing or the fact that my little cousin was playing on it
four loko is officially banned. leave it to the kids from a state school to fuck it up for everyone
they arrested me when i was peaking, i'm pretty sure they were specifically looking for me but i was too busy rolling around, loving the grass to notice the police car..
How creepy of a mustache can you grow by wednesday night?
Remind me tomorrow to take that ball-gag out of my purse.
I have the Everlasting Gobstopper of boners right now. It's kinda like a gift from god, but I don't want to spend anymore time with this girl than I have to.
i was on the fire escape while he ate me out for a while before i realized he had shut the door behind us and locked us out and i proceeded to climb down the stairs and climb back into the party through the window.
i can only hope to be on your level one day.
a homeless man let us know that my friend was asleep in the bushes outside my house on main street. So just a small get together.
Keep in mind this was 2012... YOLO was a very new concept.
I'm trying to fuck him and feed him. I don't understand why it isn't working.
I am such a fucking liability at weddings. I ended up making out with this married 40-year-old that told me that basically if I came home with him and be a sex partner for him and his wife, I would never have to pay for anything again. Extremely considered it.
The fact he has had a girlfriend for 5 years and they are trying to work it out isn’t going to stop me from sleeping with him. He said it himself you can’t cheat on someone you love...
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