I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
why do all canadians talk like horny gerbils are stuck in their throats?
I just learned that your liver regrows itself every 2 months. Best news I've heard all week.
Joey just asked me if I ever got anything stuck in my vag.
was it embarrassing when you had to say yes?
Corey Haim died. 80's me is so sad
guy just got out of the car at the drive in and told his girlfriend "fuck you and your taco" and walked off
i can't believe you just compared my dick to leprosy
holy fuck that shirt looks so good on him, it was like he was born with it on. that shirt deserves a blow
He seems to have a lot of things figured out and most of the answers involve bourbon
I broke the girls bed. I will not apologize about bragging.
You did profess your love for cotton multiple times and your hatred for all other fabrics
That is was cool to fuck the single mother accross the street until every girl i bring home gets the car keyed.
If there is a ladylike way to throw up in your favorite toilet, I just did it.
Did you just correct my spelling of a made up word?
No, I just was using your word in plural form
A world without bacon flavored condoms is not one I want to live in.
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