Let's just say there is a bloody hand print above my bed and it's not mine. Literally.
sunday morning discovery: something purple, smelly, and sticky my hair. any suggestions?
Using pokemon references during sexual acts is always a good idea.
I don't know how many crown and cokes he went through but I know it was more that I have fingers. We are never leaving Texas.
So I've been to the library twice so far. Both times were for the atm, and once I was stoned. Junior year is going great.
We couldn't get our shit together to go to the bar, so we're getting drunk and facebook stalking all the girls who have gotten fat since high school. Any names you wanna throw out?
For the amount of money I just spent on my dogs toe, I could have fucked the entire B squad at a low end strip club.
I think I'm gonna quit partying for awhile. Piercing my own nose is where I draw the line.
Sorry about all of the penis things that happened last night.
I have nothing to say for myself. When 2chainz comes on at the bar all bets are off.
You've gotta make sure the carpets match the drapes, though.
I am not dying my bush blue.
At leat we can cross off 'having sex in a classroom' on our bucket list.
I almost forgot to feel shameful, if that answers your question.
Does she know she is talking to people who slam shots of fireball and chase it with vodka?
Didn't think I'd be dancing with the Power Rangers but here I am
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