Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
Who pooed in my magic bullet?
Sorry the bathroom was being used.
He went soft
Wait. During?
Yeah, he was IN. MY. MOUTH.
I gave him head and we watched Fashion Police. somehow it wasn't awkard.
Someone at all my grapes... if it was you or one of your hoodrat friends I swear to god I'll shit in your shampoo
Lesson of the night: never take shots out of a bottle you found under a couch in a frat house. I have no idea where I am
When he sent me a picture, I swear my vag frowned. That tiny.
Im having a st. Get way fucked till i speak Irish pre game party. Bring a compass cause we are about to get lost
I'm making a quesadilla and including it in the picture because that's the only way I think I can send her dick pics.
Took three klonopin and turned all my jeans into jorts. I miss you
I think the worst part about being a real adult is 1)having a high stress job that makes me want to get stoned 2)paying for reefer using my own money 3)realizing my boyfriends children probably have more weed connections than I do anymore
Dignity. Ruined. Must. Smoke. Weed.
Just had an emotional break through with the dog. That high.
What are u up to today?
Marathon sex and eating.
I kept yelling "BY ORDER OF THE PEAKY FUCKING BLINDERS" in a terrible brummie accent at everyone I saw wearing a flatcap.
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